Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

SID the SEXIST

GOUT CARTER

COCKNEY WANKER

IVAN JELICAL

Letter bocks

ToP

Blu-ray for HOLLYWOOD!

RUMBLE IN THE OVAL OFFICE

MUSK TRY HARDER!

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

I Goth You Babe

Mrs Bradys Old Ladys

BRINGING BACK THE BLITZ SPIRIT • *Writing from his home in Florida

EGGS & CO

Sing When You’re Winning!

FULCHESTER COUNCILLORS SHOW THEIR METAL • ‘WWIII? Bring it on!’ says Mayor

THE FINAL SMACKDOWN!

GOODBYE CALI-PORN-IA! HELLO TIT-TON!

I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA GIRLS

20 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT CALIFORNIA

CALIFORNIA NEWS ROUNDUP • brought to you by WKRZ in Silicon Valley

California Dreamin’

California, Here I Come!

L.A. OF THE SUMMER WINE • Producer comes clean on BBC favourite

Miriam • Solves YOUR California Problems

SPIRITUAL VOYAGE

“I’M GIVING UP GIVING IN!” • Bodmin Man’s Lenten Sacrifice Backfires

RELENT ON LENT • “Twenty is plenty” say bosses

What Went for Lent?

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FARMER PALMER

TONY PARSEHOLE • Formula 1 Will Never See the Likes of Eddie Jordan Again

Brian & Roger

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

FOR HIS EYES ONLY! • Lost Bond manuscript found under gas fitter’s bedsit sofa

VIG VERN

MEAT LOAF IN PEDALO QUEST • Singer set to identify source of the Thames

Drunken bakers

BEATLES vs ROLLING STONES

EIGHTAGE